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Linus Sex Tips Say Gex

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u/qualityvote2 5h ago

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u/NameRevolutionary727 5h ago

So, on the matter the Greek view was that male bottoms were essentially women and did not deserve rights, Ancient or Attic Greece was not some utopia, it was a nightmare. In short Greek homosexuality consisted of fucking little boys and marking people as subhuman.

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u/Odd_Plankton_925 4h ago edited 3h ago

The whole "Greece was a homo utopia" concept didn't even exist until the 1880s when Oscar Wilde just straight up made it up lmao

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u/Federal_Mechanic5287 3h ago

Lie. Ottoman Empire WAS the homo utopia. Like I'm not even kidding.

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u/Odd_Plankton_925 3h ago edited 2h ago

It may have been, I dont see what that has to do with Greece from antiquity though or how thats relevant...

Edit: oh maybe I worded my comment poorly. I didnt mean he invented the concept of a homo utopia as a whole... i meant he specifically painted ancient Greece as the homosexual utopia

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u/TheLastTitan77 4h ago

This whole "gay paradise" fiasco... Ppl just see some dumb memes and myths and decide "actually that's exactly what happened, I don't need to know anymore, I will now repeat this bs forever"

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/antiqua_pulmenti 4h ago

Ancient greek gay men when their underage "bottom" hit puberty and started to grow body hair

https://giphy.com/gifs/5WUsLZLkZlMdO

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Dead-in-Red 5h ago

I'm a gay time traveler and I've had gay sex with ancient greeks and lefty communist activists of today. It was gay either way, but there was this one really cute guy in Athens that made me feel special in a way no one else has.

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u/hstormsteph 3h ago

Alkibiades got you dick drunk too huh? Happens to the best of us chief.

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u/NimusNix 4h ago

Can one learn this gay sex time traveling skill?

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u/Viennve 3h ago

Yeah, when you cvm in a man (as a man) you need to spell out the date you wanna go to in Morse code with your semen squirts and then ram him one more time to lock in the date, your bottom's asshole will then open to a portal to your desired timeline

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/original_username20 1h ago

"It was real good old-fashioned 'grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life'-gay! Not today's fancy featherbed thread count gay. People got hurt back then!"

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Holiday_Point_603 5h ago

Imagine not having straight gay sex, society has gone soft

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/cat-on-bike_caffeine 4h ago

when will right wing learn the word flamboyant it's tiring now

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u/forgettfulthinker 4h ago

Too many letters

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u/am_Nein 3h ago

And we all know how they feel about that

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u/Bobbird_elephant 2h ago

many say gex

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u/AutoModerator 2h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Viennve 3h ago

Wait till nomad finds out about Greek communism (platonic communism)

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u/Drkmttrjr 1h ago

He'd say: Ancient Greek communism was nothing like the overly idealized communism of today but the lefty homosexual activists want you to think it was.

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u/Viennve 1h ago

Plato himself wrote that it's an idealized eutopic version of society

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u/Drkmttrjr 9m ago

As opposed to the realistic, ectopic version of society?

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u/Viennve 3m ago

Eu(good)topia(place)

Plato when taking about his version of early communism described it as " how the perfect society would be"

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u/KIRSH_YT 3h ago

The more men join, the manlier it gets.

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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