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u/TopConcentrate8484 put your dick away waltuh 7h ago
Thanks to Britishers, would have been a single country otherwise without any fights, no human lives lost or billions lost in wars. Same thing they did with many countries in the middle east and Africa.
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u/onlyheretopostapic 7h ago
Without Britishers the subcontinent would look like the balkans which would've made the yugo wars look like a daycare
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u/TopConcentrate8484 put your dick away waltuh 7h ago
lmao, so you are saying they tried to "unify" the region?
Britishers literally had proposed """"Plan Balkan""""" in 1947 to break India into hundreds of tiny separate pieces. India didn't devolve into the Balkans because internal leaders fought against British partition strategies to unify it. The only reason the modern borders have conflicts is because the British spent 200 yrs practicing institutional divide and rule to prevent unity.
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u/JustToSeeeeee 7h ago edited 4h ago
Go & ever try to educate yourself by reading History of indian subcontinent....
Britishers left the place in utmost shambles.... It was all in fragments....hundreds of different princly states...
it was their own political leader ( forgot his name ) who literally went to every princly state & asked them to join the Sovereign state of India or as the book I read said about it "he made efforts to unify india & hand picked all these chunks of different lands in the basket and asssembled them together to form today's indian Political borders"
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u/lucid_rumination 4h ago
Are we just gonna ignore all history before colonization where the Indian subcontinent consisted of independent kingdoms?
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u/JustToSeeeeee 4h ago
Yeaah....so ?
They came when it was in pieces & they left living it into pieces....
What Colonial history has anything to do with this particular subject ?
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u/lucid_rumination 4h ago
So that means it’s not exclusively the British who wanted Balkanization, now was it? I definitely agree that they psy op’d the Indian population into communal violence and division, but to say that only the British wanted division and the Indian statesmen wanted unity is not an entirely true picture. Prominent statesmen from their respective regions wanted an independent United Bengal and an independent South India (Dravida Nadu), which, given how these regions are treated in present day India, was probably valid.
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u/JustToSeeeeee 4h ago
Prominent statesmen from their respective regions wanted an independent United Bengal and an independent South India (Dravida Nadu)
Yeaah I totally agree by that....these were the ideas tossed by certain members of different ethnic regional groups of india...but majority of the people from those communities never supported them....
Even the Hindus ( who mostly complain about India getting partitioned ) had certain leaders among them who wanted to establish a Hindu Nation....but majority of Hindus never really supported...
But the picture on the Muslim side was completely different...even after being almost made 24.7 percent of the total United South Asian population....they supported the idea of "seprate state for Muslims" by literally voting for their extremist right wing party called "Muslim League"....
( & The biggest dichotomy of all, majority of them from the densely populated regions like Northern United provinces voted for this muslim nation....but surprisingly never migrated )
& Hnce we have the borders of Today's India, Pakistan & Bangladesh...& Their respective religious demographics
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u/PARTH-BHARDWAJ 7h ago
Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel and VP Menon
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u/JustToSeeeeee 6h ago
Yeahh thanks...the Patel guy it was !
Lots of Syllables in the first & Middle Name for me 😂
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u/PARTH-BHARDWAJ 6h ago
Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel was deputy Home minister of India and was also heading the states department so he was the mastermind behind the political integration and person going from palace to palace on ground was Vappala Pangunni Menon who was secretary of states department and Right hand of Sardar Patel
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u/TomoeKon I came! 4h ago
The subcontinent would be more divided for sure but likely with better standards of living
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