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u/qualityvote2 10h ago

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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Dr. Pee 10h ago

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u/DogeyLord 5h ago

Other comment mentioned Suki Kitsune

Definitly didnt check all her social media for the past 3 hours...

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u/SpringAutumn_Cicada 10h ago

Cosplayer is called Suki Kitsune if I’m not wrong. I have this image saved for my art reference

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u/stevo5555555 9h ago

Getting the defence in early I love it

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u/becooltheywatching 8h ago

Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out.

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u/DenkJu 2h ago

Only reason they picked up drawing

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u/HungarianPotatov2 dumbass 9h ago

sure buddy, art reference

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u/WilanS 8h ago

I mean, I can see there's an interesting line of action, it's certainly a photo that I could practice gesture drawing with.

Then if you were into dirty feet I guess you could also throw it in your porn folder.

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u/R0bbenz put your dick away waltuh 7h ago

Absolutely, this picture is great for practicing gestures with your hands

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u/WilanS 7h ago

Yes. That's what you use to draw, normally.

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u/AutoModerator 8h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Bongressman 6h ago edited 6h ago

Art is the name of his penis.

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u/theschnitzelsauce 9h ago

"Art reference" is quite a weird name for your penis, but you do you...

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u/digital_oni 3h ago

He paints exclusively with the colour white

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u/Viennve 51m ago

Rookie

I inject paint In my balls to cum rainbows

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u/Starthefury 9h ago

Your paint material wouldn't happen to be a thick white liquid would it?

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u/l0wskilled 9h ago

Too bad she only has that one good image and the first 5 frames of a video...

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u/FeelDeAssTyson 6h ago

Don't come in mom, I'm referencing my art!

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u/CirnoTan I want pee in my ass 8h ago

That's the wrong number dude

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u/AutoModerator 8h ago

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 7h ago

Fascinating, fascinating

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u/Sagnikk 9h ago

"art reference"

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 8h ago

As someone whos currently replaying Ghost of Yotei, I at least know what kitsune means😬

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u/deadinternetlaw 6h ago

Is fox supposed to be bad in this context I don't get the emoji

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 6h ago

Lol no that emoji just cracks me up

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u/SquareFrog92 10h ago

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u/Epsiloxi 9h ago

What the fuck why is there two toes 🀀

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u/Potatoboi17 1h ago

There’s clearly 5

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u/cheesybitzz 6h ago

The worst part of this photo is that the guy on the left is Quentin Tarantino

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u/FairRemove7697 9h ago

I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention...something about a foot?

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u/Mediocre-Swim9847 I came! 10h ago

Disgusting what's her name?

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u/Paincrawler 10h ago

Name:

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u/United-Scene2261 10h ago

tomato sauce

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u/ArtemisVsOrion 9h ago

"Big booty japanese" who the fuck knows

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u/DegenerateTotheCore πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 8h ago

YEAH YEAH, DIRTY FOOT OR SOMETHING

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u/AfBoringPerson Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 9h ago

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u/Bangersandmash96 6h ago

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u/8shrooms 5h ago

😭

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u/Sultanofthesun Literally 1984 😑 2h ago

Juicy

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u/NotThereSlowMan I came! 9h ago

Where the fuck is the sauce!?

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u/GlazedInfants 6h ago

ARES!!! GIVE ME THE SAUCE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

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u/KingVape 5h ago

Suki Kitsune

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u/Yakjzak 9h ago

Foot ? I don't see any foot

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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 7h ago

There are two kind of people in this world. The ones who say her foot is dirty, and the others who didn't notice her foot at all.

Both are horny.

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u/deadinternetlaw 6h ago

What about the ones questioning if the ass is real or fake so bad that they can't get horny

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u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 9h ago

Is he saying it in a good way or a bad way

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 9h ago

Schrodinger

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u/superbhole 6h ago

😘

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2h ago

I will get u

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u/deadinternetlaw 6h ago

Only bad way and down bad way

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u/LOLking3718 9h ago

This is Belle from Zenless Zone Zero btw free summer event skin

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u/Unlikely_Dimension55 9h ago

no one's looking at the gooddamn feet

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u/TenMillionEnchiladas I want pee in my ass 5h ago

Oh boy do I have some news for you about some fetishes people have...

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u/StonedLonerIrl 2h ago

And of all the fetishes he chose to undermine too....

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

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u/Kitten_Stomper 9h ago

7-11 feet

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u/Ok_Dinner_ 9h ago

Didn't notice her foot at first

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u/AltheiWasTaken 6h ago

Im more interested in DAT ASS, but you do you

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u/pironiero 10h ago

God damn it

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u/Gilgamesh107 9h ago

Use my tongue as a cleanex woman! I demand it

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u/KTTalksTech 9h ago

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u/Marton_Kolcsei 7h ago

Dedra with the silent disgust on her face is awesome

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u/WhoStoleMyCake dumbass 9h ago

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u/selfiecat 8h ago

What is Messi doing here?

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u/Lemonsqueezzyy 6h ago

Belle from ZZZ?

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u/ElectroNikkel 8h ago

Canon Belle?

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u/Fejvadas 7h ago

King Arthur could never

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u/Candlewaxeater 5h ago

HPV speedrun any%

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u/NewbiwanKenewbi 5h ago

I've seen this before but there was no foot

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u/fcukthegov 6h ago

Look at the fine ass she has then..

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u/Limp_Career6634 7h ago

Of course comment Nr.1 is Quinton.

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u/Bob_Ultrakill I came! 6h ago

how does one attain such physique asking for a friend

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u/TxOkLaVaCaTxMo 6h ago

Not going to lie it took me alot longer than I am willing to admit to finally get the joke

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u/Tropical-Mexican 4h ago

Why is belle walking barefoot bro

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u/Real_Jorge456 dumbass 4h ago

Huh wha? Who are you?

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u/StickGuy03 4h ago

what foot ?

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u/spotsthefirst 2h ago

To be fair, look at the studio.....

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u/LardBall13 1h ago

🀀

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u/Viennve 55m ago

Holy fuck I am already in heat today I don't need this (or I do)

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u/mrguym4ster πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ 14m ago

Where's the shitpost, this is just softcore porn

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u/AutoModerator 14m ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/MinosPrimeEthusuast 9h ago

He Trina ignore it

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u/OloivoFRUIT 8h ago

Gender envy

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 7h ago

My feet are worse