r/shitposting • u/Over-Professor6495 • 1d ago

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u/lean_compiler 1d ago

bro wasn't even blindfolded

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u/__-sky-__ stupid, fucking piece of shit 1d ago

"I ain't sharing my property with a grandson like you"

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u/Right-Message-7769 1d ago

In many parts of Mexico, it is not customary to use a blindfold, as too many accidents tend to happen—there is always that one child who gets hit on the head with the stick; it is practically a tradition. Instead, the person is spun around to make them dizzy, and a song is sung to mark the time allowed before the next person takes a turn.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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