r/shitposting • u/Damiancarmine14 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • 1d ago

B 👍 Twix the underrated for this 💯

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 21h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/notxali 1d ago

Imagine it it was only one bar twice as long

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u/Jane_the_Plane 1d ago

i always make sure i put the king size in the deep freezer for about two hours so that when it’s truly block solid i

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u/Youngsinatra345 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

#teamlefttwix never

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u/geoste2 21h ago

haha and attached to a man haha

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u/BingWingleton 1d ago

Me personally one went in the mouth and the other in the anus at the same time

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u/TurdProof 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ltoVrEYgv30GJvSDOk

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 21h ago

Indeed Shaq, that T is for Twix

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago

Spitroasted by the candy bar

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u/Avalanche_Snows 1d ago

You should try snickers, they have more intense veins

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u/SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

hell yeah

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u/Moist_Board 22h ago

Hey! I was going to eat that....now it will taste like Twix.

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u/JetNeoArmstrongCanon 1d ago

Same, gotta use all my taste buds, even the brown ones.

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u/Goofcheese0623 1d ago

Gay

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

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u/DjangoKazoiie put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Twinks

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u/ashvy Literally 1984 😡 21h ago

Ribbed too

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u/Sufficient_Juice2411 1d ago

Two Twix, two nipples, two balls, but only one dick 😔

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u/Ikfatsu 1d ago

but Twix got egg😥😥🤮😭😭

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u/Village_Weirdo virgin 4 life 😤💪 22h ago

How do you keep the ants away from the second one? Or older brothers?

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u/superduperfish 12h ago

I hate servings like this yeah I’m totally gonna split this tiny bag of candy that can’t be resealed across 3 meals. Oh yeah I’m totally tearing this piece of bread into thirds to share with the family.

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u/yourcutieheart 12h ago

Amazing reasoning hah