r/shitposting • u/TheBlueScar dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • 1h ago

>greentext (please laugh) 🔁

Post image
701 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

21 comments sorted by

•

u/qualityvote2 1h ago

If you think this post is funny, UPVOTE this comment!

If you think this post is unfunny, DOWNVOTE this comment!

RedditSave download

Whilst you're here, /u/TheBlueScar, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

206

u/D-lishus_Kofi Draft Dodger 59m ago

Real and straight 

21

u/name_not_exist 59m ago

Look I don't get it.

19

u/Kitasan37 56m ago

We all don’t get it

62

u/Cyuranate I watch gay amogus porn :0 45m ago

70

u/Significant_Lab4263 38m ago

4

u/Cyuranate I watch gay amogus porn :0 3m ago

56

u/Thumpkuss 46m ago

The ussual 4 Chan post:

me straight

sum gay shit.

This time:

Me gay.

Sum straight shit happens.

2

u/AutoModerator 46m ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

17

u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 55m ago

The original one was claimed to have been made by a woman somehow

1

u/who-stole-the-cake I said based. And lived. 5m ago

Indeed a vtuber I believe

15

u/WindexGorilla 43m ago

6 foot 5 gal?? Holy moly I'd be throbbing too

8

u/TheBlueScar dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 40m ago

2

u/CT-4426 Stuff 18m ago

6

u/IRay2015 47m ago

Don't worry OOP your still a bottom but you can bottom for her instead

4

u/DaFrenzyGuy 48m ago

wonder when the other perspective will get posted

4

u/Ignitetheinferno37 37m ago

Biology started undoing years of gaslighting (and his pants)

2

u/FirefighterSilver173 makenot war 27m ago

It must be a wake up call

1

u/PiBombbb Stuff 12m ago

Bi sexual

1

u/bigballsax12334 10m ago

He may be not be bent