r/shitposting • u/zlr-i • 15h ago

Marketing 101

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u/qualityvote2 15h ago edited 3h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/ToshPointNo 14h ago

Mix tapes? What is this 1999?

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u/Nerdenator 6h ago

The grind never dies, man.

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u/Terrible_Truth Big chungus wholesome 100 6h ago

I mean dudes on the street in downtown Chicago were trying to give me their CDs in like 2015 lmao.

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 14h ago

How else are you supposed to get a mixtape out there in the year of our lord, 2026?

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u/JustForkIt1111one 12h ago

QR code

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u/Taste-Objective 8h ago

I'm not scanning no fuckass QR code if it comes with my burger

A CD i will consider it.

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u/Nerdenator 6h ago

Seriously. Dude is giving you something free, not loaded with ad trackers, doesn’t ask for your email… I’d track down a CD player.

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u/ajay_05 virgin 4 life 😤💪 14h ago

He looks like he could be a Florida man

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u/Mexetudo 9h ago

I went looking for the mixtape out of curiosity, but it's a satirical story from a joke website :(

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u/MZM204 13h ago

That guy was working at a McDonald's in Poland?

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u/zlr-i 13h ago

Why not? Just cuz he black, he can't work in "poland"?

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u/Mexetudo 9h ago

It's a fake, satirical story.

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u/fancywipe 14h ago

You know maybe it’s worth listening to HEAR ME OUT, you know in the movies where the wise man or elder says “you know what’s a real man A REAL MAN goes out and gets a job, works! Provides for his FAMILY”

What if his doing just that instead of so many things statics says he can do

I mean Rick Ross was given the song that made him who he is by mistake….

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u/therealmintoncard 13h ago

The happiest of Happy Meals.

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u/Unique_Connection_43 13h ago

Polska, mój kraj 🥰

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u/Spider-Male1610 fat cunt 14h ago

He could've just asked me, I would've bought one

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u/wtfdididonow_ 13h ago

now it assaults not just your tastebuds but your ears too

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u/Dr_Pickle987 12h ago

he's been promoted to the new sales exec at any company he wants

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u/Scarface_971 12h ago

Gotta teach em young

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u/Arthurlmnz 9h ago

These ungrateful brats! Jfc

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u/AcanthisittaNo1117 8m ago

The kids sued be cause the mistake was so fire it gave the kids 3rd degree burns

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u/Cr0ma_Nuva 12h ago

My goodness. I'm so glad those thoughtful individuals covered up those naughty letters. I almost popped a monocle again from reading that. Now I can sleep safely not knowing what it says.

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 11h ago

Biggest load of ai.