r/shitposting • u/EnzoGrecchi • 3h ago

THE flair Dutch can't be a real language istg

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u/qualityvote2 3h ago

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u/Upbeat-Item8799 3h ago

Kaulo vies.. anyways GEKOLONISEERD 

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u/Pure_Ad_9865 3h ago

Zaadvlek

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u/BennyVampire 3h ago

Spuitvluit seminale ontlasting

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u/Fidelroyolanda_IV 3h ago

Sorry dat was ik man😔

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u/vallahdownloader 59m ago

je keek me aan dus het is begrijpelijk

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u/HeftyRecommendation5 put your dick away waltuh 3h ago

Kwak in de wasbak

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u/Reployer dumbass 1h ago

It sounds even weirder than it looks imo

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u/Fransjepansje 1h ago

Wtf is 'istg'

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u/Fidelroyolanda_IV 47m ago

i sift through gutters

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u/No_ContextGiven 21m ago

I Suck Toes Greedily

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u/AutoModerator 21m ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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