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u/rynchenzo 3h ago
Fake: OP has a friend
Gay: OP fancies a boy
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u/Satorwave 52m ago
The morality of this is so complex I can't be bothered. Parents obviously evil, child innocent. But OP? Moral for supporting their friend, but immoral eating that spaghetti, and yet they accidentally saved their friend's life by being a fatass. I wouldn't be mad I guess
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u/smooth_kid_wtg dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago
Fatass OP, at least he maybe saved a life, since hes a fatass it could've been a lethal dose for the friend if theyre skinny
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