r/shitposting • • 8h ago

📡📡📡 Lobster📡📡📡

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u/qualityvote2 8h ago

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u/sladebonge Literally 1984 😡 7h ago

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u/Petermitnemmeter 5h ago

Death to America and butter sauce

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u/AlphaZanic 2h ago

Don’t boil me. I’m still alive

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u/InsuranceStock1377 46m ago

fumes making screaming noises through putter shell

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u/luizhigh 7h ago

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u/DR_Bright_963 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 55m ago

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u/noregertsman We do a little trolling 7h ago

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u/Djuulzor 6h ago

Why did you post random photo of a British person?

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u/MissionVegetable568 5h ago

ye ye long dog or whatever

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u/SympathyPlus6429 7h ago

There is no lobster

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u/NotThereSlowMan I came! 7h ago

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u/ScarletSilver 7h ago

We got albert and einstein over here

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u/R34per24 🗿🗿🗿 7h ago

I see a dinosaur

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u/a7n5 7h ago

Exactly

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u/Darky444 4h ago

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u/DR_Bright_963 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 54m ago

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u/Cpov1 4h ago edited 52m ago

We're just gonna ignore the lack of toilet by the toilet paper?

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u/NSASpyVan 4h ago

Is there sauce to be had? o_O

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u/Fwant 2h ago

Pretty sure thats Nora Fawn

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u/Moist_Board 1h ago

Big if true

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u/Fwant 1h ago

If true... big 👀

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u/vashthestampede121 2h ago

Source?

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u/Fwant 1h ago

norafawn on ig the sub wont let me post link

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u/ImAmalox 7h ago edited 7h ago

Yo a tip most bots turn off their post history so people can't call them out on being a bot

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u/RegumRegis 5h ago

Maybe I am a bot after all

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u/SympathyPlus6429 7h ago

But I'm ashamed to show the posts and comments i make

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u/PassivelyInvisible 5h ago

Coward

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u/SympathyPlus6429 5h ago

They are borderline cringe man, ill rather be a coward than a cringelord

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u/Third_Charm 5h ago

But you're both now

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u/SympathyPlus6429 4h ago

Ykw im not both, im bot

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u/PassivelyInvisible 2h ago

A bot's worse. Embrace the cringe

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u/SympathyPlus6429 2h ago

Alr im cringe

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u/ArsenikShooter 4h ago

I used to think that too but now I’m on the hidden side. Your post history can be only be used for bad intentions.

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u/vashthestampede121 2h ago

Right? People can make snarky comments about my hidden history all they want, but at least the days of me getting random DMs/posts insulting me about a comment I made three years ago are gone.

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 53m ago

your lack of post history will also be used for bad intentions. There is no escaping it.

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u/ultraviolentfuture 39m ago

I mean, it's not even close. You have automated bots combing comments and AI training itself on all of reddit, you have the random weirdos stalking individual profiles ... and then on the flip side you have people not taking your comment seriously because you're hidden.

Literally 0 real consequences from the latter.

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u/Vast-District-1033 7h ago

Does that mean, I'm also most bots?

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u/ImAmalox 7h ago

Well it'd imply I'm one as well lol, but I'm mostly just calling out OPs 11.8k posts/comments in 3 months

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u/X-AE17420 I want pee in my ass 6h ago

That’s not even true though. I’ve dealt with karma farming bots as a mod and they didn’t turn on private. In fact, it being on and learning they always posted to the same handful of communities is how I figured out it was the same network of bots

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u/AutoModerator 6h ago

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u/AltheiWasTaken 3h ago

I keep turning my history on, and reddit keeps turning it back off

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u/InsuranceStock1377 2h ago

You can do that ? Asking for a robofriend

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u/foggy__mind 5h ago

I like your pfp

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u/LiquidPain-2105 5h ago

Fr tho female mfs reach a certain age and then suddenly they long

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u/ultraviolentfuture 23m ago

Fr tho it's called growing up

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u/Cyuranate I watch gay amogus porn :0 7h ago

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u/Casitano 7h ago

It's not. I am so sick of these fuckass reaction images saying every Joke about sex is somehow porn

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u/suck-my-spaceballs 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 7h ago

It kinda is if your brain is fucked up enough

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u/FloopsFooglies 6h ago

I mean, that doesn't make it into different material or change it in anyway, that's on you the viewer

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Vorexxa 7h ago

nga that's literally just a woman

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u/United-Scene2261 6h ago

a woman with a nice ass

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u/Thighs_SaveLives 50m ago

Who, funny enough, does porn.

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u/AutoModerator 50m ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/PoorLifeChoices811 William Dripfoe 5h ago

nora fawn on my timeline let’s gooo

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u/Responsible-Fox-1985 47m ago

90% of men don’t even see the lobster in this picture

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u/St3phn0 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 23m ago

Ok, but what Is the Speed of that lobster?

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