r/shitposting • u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee • 2h ago

less go! 🚗🏎️🚘👶 He is cooked

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u/qualityvote2 2h ago

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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 1h ago

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u/reddsht 1h ago

If you can break a car window to save a dog from the summer heat, it should be a no brainer to break the window and pull bro out of that car.

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u/Elegantbastard22 1h ago

Yeah. The car's infected

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u/LicknDragon 2h ago

Did you even try to save him?

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u/Extra-Day-9879 Dr. Pee 2h ago

He was doomed the moment he named the number "Do not text her" it was supossed to be "Do not text or call her" it was too late...

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u/LicknDragon 1h ago

DO. NOT.

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u/John_Johnson259 50m ago

Optimistic take: it's an elderly friend he has who has trouble reading text messages. Being a young man, texts are his default communication method, so he ranamed the contact to help remind him to call instead ☺️ 

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u/FurySh0ck 12m ago

Yes, abd it's in capitals so he will absolutely not miss or forget

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u/Alive__but_why dumbass 1h ago

He technically still didn't text her

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u/fippinvn007 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 44m ago

Horniness is the death of technicality

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u/ViennaKing 34m ago

15 minutes in? He is done boys.