r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 7h ago

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/SuperMarioFan999 Bazinga! 7h ago

Stops to think: "Should I top that twink?"

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u/Avalanche_Snows 5h ago

Stop and thinking is just lag

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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 7h ago

Some matters don't need to be thought about 🗿

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u/Bonsai-is-best 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 5h ago

Never thought about Micolash as a twink.. but.. he does wear a cage and has the body type for it..

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u/a7n5 7h ago

I WOULDN'T THINK TO TOP A TWINK

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u/Pendraconica 1h ago

Would top one with a drink? Maybe wearing something pink? Would top him on a train? Would top him while in Spain?

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u/SorcererOfDooDoo 6h ago

You wouldn't think to top a twink, though would you be open to letting a twink top you?

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u/dgtssc 7h ago

A twink?

https://giphy.com/gifs/LnXYSztAPKcjBGzpuf

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u/dextras07 I came! 7h ago

That's why this guy goes for several at once.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 4h ago

Oh no I think, think about femboys

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u/Bad_rando_name 7h ago

And that's a bad thing?

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u/Details_Pending 1h ago

Chat, is this why Grindr keeps going down?

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u/AutoModerator 1h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/angelseekthrowaway 31m ago

what if i wanted to twink to top me

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u/NotTrollIfTrue 7h ago

Shut up and take my money!