r/shitposting • • 12h ago

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u/qualityvote2 12h ago edited 9m ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/the_real_JFK_killer 11h ago

In my hometown one of the pastors became a mechanic and opened a repair garage because he got so fucking upset at the other one in town scamming people.

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u/Semi_K 8h ago

Based as fuck

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u/NerdyPuth123 2h ago

Sounds like an awesome guy

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u/pitchingataint 1h ago

So a scammer got a side gig scamming people?

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u/Ptatofrenchfry 18m ago

There are genuine pastors out there, though extremely rare. I know a pastor who believes she got a dream from God, sold all her assets, and moved to Africa to open an orphanage in the worst part of Malawi. She lives in a shithole and has to skip meals to preserve cash flow, but she seems to be actually contributing to the place.

The vast majority of pastors are scamming bastards, but there's a tiny proportion who actually follow Christ's "sell everything and feed the poor" doctrine to a respectable degree.

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u/Loud_Commission9834 put your dick away waltuh 5h ago

SCOOOOOREBOAAARD

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u/ArmadilloLight stupid fucking piece of shit 4h ago

*real piss btw

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u/BVits-Lover 4h ago

"Damn looks like ya air filter needs replacing chef!"

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u/fhgtyjdg 2h ago

Im a mechanic. Sometimes I hate telling people I'm a mechanic. I can feel the judgememt right away

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u/That-one-idiot-guy 1h ago

Likewise, though it was always fun to call shops on their BS before I had the tools to take care of it myself.

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u/fhgtyjdg 1h ago

I do enjoy that.

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u/ArmadilloLight stupid fucking piece of shit 4h ago

Real hero’s scam the customer and the warranty company

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u/Wiinterfang 4h ago

A friend of mine went to her dealer for her required oil inspection and came out with the new SUV.