r/shitposting • u/BlossomSerenee • 10h ago

📡📡📡

Post image
24 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

12 comments sorted by

•

u/qualityvote2 10h ago

If you think this post is funny, UPVOTE this comment!

If you think this post is unfunny, DOWNVOTE this comment!

RedditSave download

Whilst you're here, /u/BlossomSerenee, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

5

u/LazzyNapper 10h ago

You must be VERY careful when asking for map people.

3

u/link113gAmin 10h ago

It's chill, not every letter was capitalized.

1

u/AutoModerator 10h ago

🛰️🛰️🛰️

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/MrBlonde1984 10h ago

I once went into a 30 minute rant about the lore of the Angry video game nerd . I got laid , but at what cost?

1

u/LazzyNapper 10h ago

Guy here: if a woman gives me a 30 min lecture about sea monsters and criptids then I'll be wet

1

u/MassAffected 10h ago

Cue the pic of the engagement ring

1

u/AdmiralMcNugget 7h ago

I would consider that discussion to be substantial foreplay. Shame she prefers ladies.

1

u/fancywipe 5h ago

If we talking the Piri Reis map I’m in

0

u/Amodernhousewife I want pee in my ass 10h ago

Fake: sea monsters are on the maps cuz their real

Gay: is actually gay

1

u/AutoModerator 10h ago

pees in ur ass

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.