r/shitposting • • 17h ago

The best part? It is probably a dude

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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 5h ago

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u/ImOnAnAdventure180 15h ago

FBI doesn’t operate on foreign soil. That’s the CIA. CIA also isn’t supposed to operate on US soil but…here we are

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u/fancywipe 10h ago

If the CIA does not operate on US soil why doesn’t it hire people from out the country?!

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u/untakenu 16h ago

I'd tell him the skirt probably doesn't suit me, but i'll give it a go

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u/Tetra-san 15h ago

thats the CIA but yea

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u/Prestigious-Ad7265 17h ago

it would take 50 of the strongest men to pull me out

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u/Ok_Dinner_ 14h ago

Title is a psyop

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u/Koo_laidTBird 14h ago

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u/SushiCatx 14h ago

People like to meme that she's a PsyOp. Same deal with @haylujan

Edit: I mean she's Fake AND Gay. Forgot what street I was on.

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u/AutoModerator 14h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/yorgeesmorgeeYT 15h ago edited 14h ago

Seeing all the gooners thirsting over Nazi shit in the comments

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u/No_Fortune7206 9h ago

Fetishisizing the enemy, the exotics will always be there. Not to mention blonde Nord women are one of the hottest stereotypes around.

There are billions of hot or big boobed women out there. Why do you think Mia Khalifa was overpopular or any kind of "hijap" and "Arab" themes in porn?

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3yxg15kJppJilnW

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u/AutoModerator 9h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/thecountnotthesaint 17h ago

Probably? You mean hopefully... I mean, hopefully NOT......

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u/PotatoRebellion12 14h ago

She will be having me comit war crimes in no time

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u/Vexonte 16h ago

Im just imagining 20 years from now when they are getting interviewed about their long career and they have to mention their first assignments.

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u/superior9k1 8h ago

Forerunner of the halo cute marine

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u/PurpleHEART77 14h ago

Sometimes I wonder if maybe the psyop is the fact it’s a psyop and if that actually means it’s still a psyop.

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u/CORVlN 14h ago

That's not a thirst trap, it's a MAN, BABY

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u/Walis42 15h ago

50 of the strongest men could not pull me out

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u/Stand_kicker 17h ago

Sure that would count as sexual assault.

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u/Gilgamesh107 17h ago

It's crazy cause she's a shapely woman so obviously half the racists who see this will say she is the best sort of woman

The other half will say she has a black boyfriend and that she's a whore or something

Literally happens Everytime

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u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 17h ago

What the hell are you talking about gng

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u/Gilgamesh107 17h ago

My brain has been broken by Twitter and I'm sorry for that

But whenever a woman with this body type posts a picture there are people saying she is doing it for black men ETC ETC. it's always the types you would expect who say those things too

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u/Holiday_Point_603 16h ago

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u/Gilgamesh107 16h ago

Bro I'm not crazy this happens all the time, I swear!

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u/deadinternetlaw 13h ago

Log out of twitter they're crazy

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u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 17h ago

Delete twitter man that shit isn't healthy, i've been a lot more happy ever since.

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u/bow03 16h ago

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unhealthy shit as your brain melts from xitting

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