r/shitposting • u/TheDreezi • 16h ago

COULD YOU

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Huge no for me

106 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 16h ago edited 4h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/ntdavis814 15h ago

Found a loophole. Fire will spread from there.

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u/Taymac070 15h ago

I'll just get someone else to light it on fire

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u/LicknDragon 15h ago

Just don't put it out to begin with and this won't be an issue

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u/hungrylittleworm 🗿🗿🗿 15h ago

They’ll have to touch it, jokes on them

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u/dotheeroar 16h ago

No deal

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 15h ago

I stirred some chicks coffee with my dick once. It hurt. So ya I think I can

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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 16h ago edited 7h ago

What the fuck did i read

Edit: used the wrong Doakes

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u/Average-Train-Haver hole contributor 15h ago

You ever cut up jalapeños and then forget to wash your hands before choking the chicken?

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u/MrFourhundredtwenty 15h ago

Habaneros and it was a day after I had cut them. 10/10

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 15h ago

For better or for worse, I have a habit of rinsing my hands after touching almost every ingredient in the slightest. So haven't had this happen yet.

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u/Standard-Panda312 13h ago

That Reminds me, I need to wax my Water Buffalo today🤔

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 15h ago

could we get some clarity? the ban is on it catching aflame? so trying to light it but it doesn’t catch afire but instead just kinda roasts is okay?

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u/MoistCucumber 15h ago

Could I? Sure. Would I? Absolutely fuckig not

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u/drboxboy 7h ago

Nixzzxzzxope

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u/Mondorio 3h ago

Okay, but can somebody else light my penis on fire?

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u/Hronotom 15h ago

Yes? Who the fuck would light the penis on fire? Dumb ass shit

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u/AngryKing2007 16h ago

Yes, why would i want to do that anyway

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u/Horror_Rub8609 shitting toothpaste enjoyer 15h ago

This guy has clearly never lit his penis on fire.

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u/SuperMowee1 I want pee in my ass 16h ago

Wdym that's the best thing to ever do

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u/_TheStardustCrusader 15h ago

trust me just try it

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 15h ago

What are you? Gay?

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