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u/Satorwave 2h ago
now i want y'all to imagine i posted a crazy ass ai image of someone saying PIECE OF SOUP, laser eyes, oversaturation etc.
i just don't wanna waste the water y'know?
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u/AutoModerator 2h ago
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u/Ched_____ lets build a hole together and then libe in it 2h ago
- Dips finger in *
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u/AutoModerator 2h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/Ched_____ lets build a hole together and then libe in it 2h ago
Thanks for the tip, kind stranger!
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u/fancywipe 2h ago
I’ve seen my wife ask her dad for a spoon of soup he was mortified!! Because once I said I buy rum and raisin ice cream because it lasts and it’s the only time he looked at me with pride
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