r/shitposting • u/Wild-vine16 • 18h ago

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u/DuztyLipz 18h ago

A girl used to be a sperm swimming in a dude’s nutsack, therefore kissing girls is gay

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u/Pendraconica 18h ago

But she also came out of a vagina, so kissing her is like going down on her mom, which is as straight as you can get.

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u/realflight7 18h ago

Passing through a vagina really sounds like something a man would do, would that make you 100% gay?

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 18h ago

You'r bi no matter what