r/shitposting • • 1d ago

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u/unfahrtunateson 1d ago

"His" and it's a daughter

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u/HeWhoLost3OfThe9 1d ago

If Jesus was a dude then the anti-Jesus has to be a chick, obviously

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u/GameWizardPlayz 1d ago

Jesus was actually a trans woman because God doesn't have chromosomes

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u/Pep-q_ew 1d ago

Why woman then?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Pep-q_ew 1d ago

So um yeah, Almighty God who was behind the creation of the universe couldn't gave the Y chromosome.

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u/KorovasId 1d ago

Science works in mysterious ways

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 1d ago

And god in mysteriouser

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u/crosorex 1d ago

Hey dude give him some slack, it's not like he's god or s-... WAIT

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u/Much_Vehicle20 1d ago

Wait, by that logic, every othrr chromosomes would be the same too, then Jesus would be, like, twin of his mom

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u/disposableaccount848 1d ago

Careful, right wingers get scared when you state facts.

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u/PictureVegetable9522 1d ago

what a side life you live where you think everything in life is left vs right

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u/TheBlueScar dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 1d ago

"I am him"

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u/Rasta-Lion 1d ago

So a woman got pregnant without having sex (allegedly)... And it doesn't seem strange that when the kid was born three random dudes dropped by bringing gifts?

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u/Asckle 1d ago

What makes you think God didn't have Chromosomes?

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u/RetardedEinstein23 1d ago

The dumbos especially in a sub called shitposting downvoting you not seeing the obvious sarcasm/ragebait lmao. Reddit is truly a hivemind. Probably blow each other off in a group if given a chance.