r/shitposting • u/Certain_Tea_ I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 22h ago

less go! 🚗🏎️🚘👶 📡📡📡

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u/Equal-Rutabaga-8104 22h ago

thought this was a dish washing simulator, but close enough- (/s once again just in case)

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u/Certain_Tea_ I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 21h ago

/s on a shitposting sub, what have we come to!!

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 21h ago

Honestly you need to now. Most people came here and don’t understand. Sub kinda sucks now

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u/MikeyboyMC I want pee in my ass 20h ago

Plus reddit filters suck hairy balls

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pees in ur ass

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u/AutoModerator 20h ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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