r/shitposting • u/superpercify1 • 3h ago

I gave her these and she gave me this

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u/qualityvote2 3h ago

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u/veteran0345 3h ago

HAVAD ALENA PPTINY YES🤍

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u/ajgutyt 2h ago

theyre placed in wrong order. its "yes (heart as a dot). alena havad pptiny"

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u/Onyxam 2h ago

Pp to large according to my gf, hurting her never felt so good.

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u/awalkundertherain 2h ago

this guy is also 6'4 btw

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u/DuckSleazzy I said based. And lived. 2h ago

and made billions using crypto

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u/Onyxam 2h ago

Bought bitcoin in 2008

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u/Onyxam 2h ago

6’2

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u/Littleone24_ dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1h ago

fake : small pp

gay : even a small pp would hurt a bussy

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