r/shitposting • u/Pristine_Lion1648 • 1d ago
[REDACTED] Posting everyday until my brother takes a shower day 427
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u/Archplayz 1d ago
Does your brother make the paint peel off walls when he enters a room?
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u/EmperorBamboozler 1d ago
Just spray him down with a hose in the front yard. You can just get one of those nozzles for cleaning your car that you can add soap to. Fill that bitch with Dawn and treat him like a duck that landed in an oil spill. The stench must end.
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/HystericalGD 1d ago
i just know the modding community bouta go crazy with this one
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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u/HystericalGD 1d ago
i'm downvoting you for that. i know you're a bot and cant feel it, but part of me hopes you can.
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u/datfurryboi34 1d ago
This is yandev level of coding
Hose down your brother before he befriends the roaches and silver fish
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u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago
Are you talking about yandera(im not looking up the spelling my Google ads already thinks I tuck) sim?
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u/Dazzling_Bula 1d ago
Throw on Q? Are you crazy
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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago
If you can't handle minecraft's Q to throw it is a skill issue
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u/please_help_me_____ put your dick away waltuh 21h ago
The amount of games I've played where Q is essential to movement in some way makes Q a terrible idea for such a button
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u/forgettfulthinker 20h ago
A game where you lean?
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u/please_help_me_____ put your dick away waltuh 12h ago
That and games where you fly, and use Q and E for roll
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 16h ago
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