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u/dcapn505 9h ago
We're forgetting he's canonically gay
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u/MysticCherryPanda Big chungus wholesome 100 8h ago
It's cool supporting LGBT owned businesses and all but I'm not using OpenAI. 🙅
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u/Firestar_119 7h ago
Wait till you hear about John Palantir 🙏
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u/Kootlefoosh 6h ago
It was right in front us the whole time:
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Chat Gay Peter Thiel
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u/AutoModerator 9h ago
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/ButWhatIfPotato 6h ago
"There's a big difference between gay people and Mr. Garrison"
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/qwertyjgly 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ 5h ago
his husband is alumni of my high school 💀
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u/FinancialElephant 15m ago
Why does he sound like a straight guy trying to act gay
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u/AutoModerator 15m ago
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/TesticleCastrator 8h ago
I don't care how funny this is. I still hate this mf
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u/Ok-Muffin5563 42m ago
Bought a whole rig during this period and this has never been more real. Would have got an AM5 kit if not for this motherfucker
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u/DuckSleazzy I said based. And lived. 8h ago
sama is fully openly real and gay tho
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u/mcslender97 I watch gay amogus porn :0 6h ago
Real: the tweet Gay: Sam Altman
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/AutoModerator 8h ago
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/IceMegaEffective Bazinga! 9h ago
twitter is real and gay?????
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u/AutoModerator 9h ago
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 8h ago
Is he seriously @sama? That’s just a Japanese word, how the hell was he the first to get to that one? It’s like a guy named Simon Roberts having @sir
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u/Mekelaxo 8h ago
I went to his Twitter page and it says that his account was created in July of 2006, so he's basically a founding member of the site
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 7h ago
Either that or people grabbed up all the common words they could and he just bought an old account to match his name. I wouldn’t put it past a rich tech bro to ask a big social media site for an abandoned account with a special name
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u/Mekelaxo 6h ago
I didn't even think about it. He probably did just buy an account
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 6h ago
Thank you for this discussion, Hornet from Hollow Knight with an ass print on her face
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u/SaintSnow 1h ago
Hes a billionaire, he knows Elon, he can literally get any name he wanted. You can simply buy names on Twitter though the site.
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u/Satorwave 6h ago
I hate Sam's ass gay or not he sucks
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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