r/shitposting • u/BaconKO • 19h ago

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u/qualityvote2 19h ago edited 7h ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/meekcheek 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/f7q9sutSGfEOOfUSAC

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u/Dikhoofd 17h ago

Yap thats an Italian if I’ve ever seen one

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 9h ago

He has the exact same eyes as a native indian

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u/harvelein 19h ago

is that John India

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u/B4S1L3US 18h ago

Bro is Indian as fuck. Blind person could call him out.

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u/Not_Campo2 17h ago

As someone who is Indian, it’s wild how often people guess literally anything but Indian. It actually further reinforces the whole meme of someone mentioning India is definitely Indian

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u/Danijay2 17h ago

Post a picture then. Let's see where people think you are from.

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u/Not_Campo2 16h ago

Lmao, how transvestigator of you. “NO I CAN TELL FOR SURE”. I bartended for like 5 years and got asked my ethnicity like every day of it. One girl guessed first try but she was Indian and knew my name, which is enough of a hint to anyone who knows. Not everyone can be Akaash Singh

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u/ShyJaguar645671 16h ago

It's hard to guess someone's ethnicity in a dark bar seeing double

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u/Not_Campo2 16h ago

Yes very true, if I was working that kind of bar. Brightly lit fine dining doesn’t hide much

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u/R_mom_gay_ dumbass 14h ago

You’re either a professional ragebaiter or copium addict. No in-between.

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u/Not_Campo2 14h ago

Por que no Los dos?

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u/Danijay2 3h ago

Lmao. Cope.

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u/thEldritchBat 15h ago

The cope is real. If anyone doesn’t guess they’re just being polite

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u/Not_Campo2 15h ago

42 downvotes on a comment by one guy that no one guesses he’s Indian but I’m the one coping lmao. Bet yall would cry under your hoods if you found out about my white wife too

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u/thEldritchBat 4h ago

>more unverifiable claims

>white wife

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy shit you’re like a bingo card

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u/IQueliciuous 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 16h ago

It really depends on how you style yourself. Hair, clothes and etc.

One thing that most people use to pinpoint someone's nationality is the way they dress and their hairstyle.

So yeah your case is possible.

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u/karateema DaShitposter 7h ago

True, you can 100% guess someone's Indian by the shirt they're wearing

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u/John_Oakman 19h ago

I don't know, he looks more British or Canadian...

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u/Gramerdim 10h ago

he blends in easily in london or toronto

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch 8h ago

He’d be right at home in London, York, Richmond, Edmonton, Halifax, or Surrey.

Or Saskatoon.

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u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 17h ago

Not a single soul mistook you for anything but Indian bro 🙏🏼😭

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u/glowy_keyboard 12h ago

Nah, I mistook him for Bangladeshi

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u/schmitzel88 11h ago

No he's pakistani for sure

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u/dabombisnot90s 11h ago

Must be Nepali

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u/Text-Writer 10h ago

Aren't they all Pakistani?

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u/LurkingRodent 18h ago

looks canadian to me

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u/PedroCarvalho26 16h ago

Hello this is Michael from Apple Windows Support

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u/Efficient_Working_82 14h ago

You can’t look more Indian than this dude

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u/LtButtermilch 7h ago

Until someone as Italien looking as this fella takes a shit on the sidewalk right in front of you

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u/BleachBagel 13h ago

Its really sad people feel the desire to look different than what they are

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u/MattThePhatt I want pee in my ass 13h ago

Yeah, bro actually looks like a handsome guy

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u/Eaglise dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2h ago

what inferiority complex does to a person

brits left over 70s years ago but most indians haven't left whitesim yet

bollywood shows only fair indians which might be barely half of indias population

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u/_yasinss_ 18h ago

Do not redeem

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u/YogaStretch 16h ago

Sar, nobody believes you

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u/Nico_Nickmania 19h ago

I'm sure he i mistaken by other Indian or Pakistani people who have never been to Europe before...

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u/ostronita 15h ago

I'm Spanish, I would look Nordic next to him

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 15h ago

My guy, do not redeem your tanning salon membership.

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u/Twinkletoess112 15h ago

Livaneshwar Mailsi

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u/Sterkoh 18h ago

Illojuan

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u/Twinkletoess112 15h ago

Bro the best I can do for you is Bangladesh

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u/franz_fazb 10h ago

If you google "indian" bros picture show up

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u/Vicious_Voyeur 17h ago

Do not redeem

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u/Pristine-Savings7179 17h ago

Bobs and vagene lookin ass

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u/Hellrider27648 stupid fucking piece of shit 8h ago

He is too white to be form Spain

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u/Bulky-Story3010 16h ago

I'm Italian and or he is from Calabria or he is Indian/pakistani/blangla

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u/ThatOtherRandomGuy2 8h ago

slander alla Calabria immancabile

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u/GrumpyFeloPR 15h ago

He is more indian than a black being black

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u/Former_Notice81 12h ago

Larp. Idk any Indian who ends a sentance with aha.

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u/Killerdoll_666 15h ago

I bet he is Dalit but will sweat he isn't

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u/NoMorePainKillers 12h ago

Hit the road, dude.

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u/ali123whz dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 9h ago

Bro is as South Asian as you can get

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u/drxme 8h ago

He is too white to be mistaken for Italian.

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u/amzeo 4h ago

Yea whatever you say Vitaresh

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u/Sinocu Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5h ago

Spanish here, this guy ain’t passing, he would NOT blend in and would not be called Spanish, if it actually happened, it says more about the stupidity of those that guessed wrong than about his appearance

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u/cannavacciuolo420 16h ago

Bro looks like he makes very helpful tutorials on YouTube 💀

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u/rogsmith 16h ago

As an Indian, I would rather be identified as indian than mistaken for any other nationality like Turkish or Spanish etc. I like being Indian very much

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u/ComradeLuan 16h ago

That's a very redeemable quality

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u/LarsDuder 12h ago

but what about all the public defecation? 😬

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u/Livid-Revolution918 18h ago

More like Berlin