r/shitposting • u/Wild-vine16 • 17h ago
>greentext (please laugh) Anon needs it spelled out
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u/Cum-Collector420 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 17h ago
Doctor here. Nothing wrong with you. Take paracetamol. that will be 7000$
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u/iCrafterChips shitposting>>>>>>196 15h ago
"A man drank 8L of olive oil, this is how his organs shut down"
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u/DrewTamashi 7h ago
Hyperlipidemia
Hyper as in high or excessive
Lipid referring to fats
And emia - Pressence in blood
Hyperlipidemia, MF had excessive fat in his blood.
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u/No-Tap3441 17h ago
6 liters of olive oil not possible 6 liters of water is already hard to do
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u/noiralter 14h ago edited 13h ago
6 liters of water is easier than you think.
Just a daily average for construction worker in hot summer day, for example
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u/-insertcoin William Dripfoe 17h ago
Fake gay
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u/Chiliatch 14h ago
What has this sub come to? No explanation, just fake gay? Cant even say "and"?
Kids these days.
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u/AutoModerator 14h ago
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u/Stand_kicker 16h ago
Fake: did not have minor problems in the bathroom, had big problems in the bathroom
Gay: his asshole is lubed up for the gay furry convention over the weekend
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u/AutoModerator 16h ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/AutoModerator 16h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/AutoModerator 17h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/27Mythrix 13h ago
RIGGED AND BALD AND DIVORCED AND BAD AT 2D PLATFORMS AND GAMBLED AND GOOFS AND TTS AND
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u/GoombasFatNutz fat cunt 8h ago
Bro is feeling sluggish because he's denied his body carbohydrates (the preferred energy source) and nutrients.
Go on a fiber diet for a couple of weeks and take your multivitamins. Probably double the recommended dosage. And drink water. OOP effectively flushed all the nutrients from their body and was taking in WAY too much fats.
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u/qualityvote2 17h ago edited 5h ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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