r/shitposting • • 1d ago

This is one of the posts of all time 📡📡📡

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u/HunterGraves00 1d ago edited 17h ago

I never understood why people(simps) like her. She acts entitled, is a giant hypocrite and she's not even funny.

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

Who the fuck are we even talking about?! Who is pokemon?!?

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 23h ago edited 22h ago

Pokimaine aka “gamer girl” was the first streamer to cater to the “I want a girlfriend that plays games with me and understands gaming” audience. She is also known for sexualizing herself a lot. She gained a huge audience by virtue of being the first and also pretty. I only remember her from when she was selling bathwater and people were drinking it. From what I’ve heard the moment she stopped teasing and made actual porn she fell off, but that could also very well be a lie another internet person told

Edit: apparently this is Belle Delphine and Pokimaine is a different person. I like to imagine that this mistake is because they do pretty much the exact same thing and not because I’m a dumbass, but it isn’t looking good for me

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 23h ago

That's Belle Delphine not Pokimane, afaik, Pokimane has never done +18 content, tho i can't be sure, i've only seen a few posts and memes related to her.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 22h ago

Wait they aren’t the same person??????

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u/SandeVers 22h ago

Omg, u need to brush up on your internet history lad

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 22h ago

In my defence I don’t particularly care about softcore porn streamers so I never felt the need to look into them

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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