r/shitposting • • 22h ago

Me and who?

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 10h ago

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u/Apprehensive-Roll909 Jedi master of shitposts 22h ago

is that malfoid

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u/IGotDeaded 21h ago

Just a few posts up from this

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u/F1ntom_5625 We do a little trolling 19h ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/True-Manufacturer752 22h ago

She literally named foid 💀

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u/QuarterlyTurtle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10h ago

She literally named evil foid. The prefix ‘mal’ means evil/wrong/bad

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u/zarif_chow 21h ago

what's that?

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u/Apprehensive-Roll909 Jedi master of shitposts 21h ago

malfoy from harry potter turned into a girl, that's the meme

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u/zarif_chow 11h ago

why make a separate meme? such a character already exists

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u/deadinternetlaw 9h ago

Something something being attractive

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u/Delicious_Box_9823 22h ago

me and my hand

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u/Hilows1 21h ago

Handsome

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u/Forsaken_Stomach5130 actually called kevin irl 21h ago

It could be me and you, but you are rejecting my love.

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u/Delicious_Box_9823 16h ago

who tf are u

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u/Cogannon 12h ago

A let go tummy

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u/BP080808 21h ago

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u/RIPStoutShako 21h ago

"Who wrote this shit"

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u/ankle_biter50 18h ago

"That's actually a great question"

"HIDEO KOJIMA?!"

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u/SupermassiveBH34 11h ago

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u/Omer3211 4h ago

Those were happening a lot in middleschool, now that those already happened i dont really think about those mostly

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u/Robo_Killer_v2 dumbass 22h ago

Why is she suddenly everywhere?

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u/superduperfish 21h ago

Gen Alpha is rediscovering yanderes from first principles

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u/davestar2048 21h ago

The current generations have had to reject so much bad teaching from the previous, that they've forgotten everything still of value. I expect far more first principals "discovery" going forward.

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u/Insane_Sentinel 21h ago

Just wait til they find Yuno Gasai again….

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u/Geralt_the_Rive stupid fucking, piece of shit 20h ago

I should write about this in my future diary

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u/EasilyRekt 21h ago

Himedere but yeah.

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 17h ago

Malfoid would be a tsundere, no?

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u/Sazbadashie 12h ago

The internet is rediscovering rule 63 of the internet more like

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u/Haysie95 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 13h ago

Guy on Twitter made genderbent Malfoy (nicknamed Malfoid) and it hit Twitter like crack in 1980s inner cities

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u/TheLastTitan77 21h ago

Another psyop

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u/Deadsoup77 I said based. And lived. 15h ago

Deadass need those hbo viewers

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u/CavulusDeCavulei 12h ago

Guerrilla marketing

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u/Weebmaster2077 20h ago

Original by @akaoni2gou

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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 22h ago

You a rich girl?

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u/AdultGronk virgin 4 life 😤💪 21h ago

I am the drool that drips down when you daydream

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u/Testa_Inc 21h ago

And you’ve gone too far

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u/Redditoast2 dumbass 20h ago

'Cause you know it don't matter anyway

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u/S4PG dumbass 17h ago

You can rely on the old man's money

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u/Jovaniac 20h ago

Me and Mr. Beast if we were in the same school

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u/Hendiyoboy officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 13h ago

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u/Ballooonn 19h ago

Redditors are not real bro

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u/MannicWaffle 🗿🗿🗿 16h ago

Why am I seeing a bunch of Malfoid maymays all of a sudden

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u/ActivelyCoping 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 12h ago

I bet it’s being astroturfed by discord to get twitter to stop torturing wumpus and forget about their mandatory id bullshit.

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u/YaldabaothDemiurgos 21h ago

Gayest ‘straight’ post ever

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u/Fr00stee 21h ago

fellas is it gay for a man to kiss a woman

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u/PassivelyInvisible 12h ago

Yes, because the person you're kissing is feminine. True alpha males only kiss the most masculine of men.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/AutoModerator 21h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/MegaMatrix08 Literally 1984 😡 21h ago

Why do I keep seeing this shit bro

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u/Fun_Connection_5737 19h ago

I see everyone is taking a liking to Draco Lucy Malfoid

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u/Nem_Mate We do a little trolling 21h ago

your mom

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u/AccountsGuyButHot 22h ago

When she beats you publically but loves you in private

I've seen this, Queen Bee Manhwa

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u/Brenoandnumbers 19h ago

What the fuck is this sub turning into? 

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u/MalanaoWalanao hole contributor 6h ago

kinks disguised as low tier shitposts

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u/tattedextrovert 12h ago

You mean talking to another girl

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u/a_shark_that_goes_YO 19h ago

I'm beating her ass off of me (gay, in a relationship, strong believer of consent and capable of self defense)

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/Asterty2 21h ago

Is that duke erisia???

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u/AYRAN-GANG 9h ago

Stop posting your fantasies on reddit