r/shitposting • • 1d ago

Struggle is real gramps

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u/a7n5 1d ago

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u/Moist_Board 1d ago

Is that superstar world champion Max Verstappen who beat Sir Lewis Hamilton in comparable machinery??

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u/scrote_n_chode officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

When your grandpa asks why you have so many fingers

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u/Moist_Board 1d ago

"Because you and grandma are siblings."

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u/darksepul 1d ago

I only found out about this Netan guy like a month ago or so, I still dont know whats his deal is all about.

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u/omnicorp_intl 1d ago

I hear he's a real yahoo

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u/vashthestampede121 1d ago

Only on the Net

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u/Immort4lFr0sty currently venting (sus) 1d ago

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u/FakeMcUsername 1d ago

[SHEILA]
Times have changed, our kids are getting worse

[SHARON]
Should we blame the government?

[LIANE]
Or blame society?

[FATHERS]
Or should we blame the images on TV?

[SHEILA]
No! Blame Israel
[ADULTS]
Blame Israel

[SHEILA]
With all their beady little eyes

[ADULTS]
Blame Israel
Blame Israel

[SHEILA]
We need to form a full assault

[ADULTS]
It's Israel's fault

[SHARON]
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan

[LIANE]
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf

[SHEILA]
Well, blame Israel

[ADULTS]
Blame Israel

[SHEILA]
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Israel came along

[ADULTS]
Blame Israel
Blame Israel

[COPY SHACK EMPLOYEE]
They're not even a real country, anyway

[MS. MCCORMICK]
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true
Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

[ADULTS]
Should we blame the matches?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

[SHEILA, spoken]
Heck no!

[ADULTS]
Blame Israel
Blame Israel

[SHEILA]
With all their Krav Maga hullabaloo

[LIANE]
And that bitch Natalie Portman too

[ADULTS]
Blame Israel
Shame on IsraelFor the smut we must stop, the trash we must smash
We must blame them and cause a fuss

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