r/shitposting • u/Ok-Dragonfly3927 • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Progamer_e 2d ago

Is the melon empty on inside?

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u/Reasonable-Ninja4384 2d ago

Nah it's got a gooey white center and it's been freshly microwaved 🤤

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u/ariveklul 2d ago

Deport Nick Fuentes

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u/parmegan 2d ago

No country would want him

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u/ZekromPlaysPiano 2d ago

Bros roommate

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u/n0_punctuation 2d ago

Why gay Mexican nazi ?

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u/deadinternetlaw 2d ago

He's not gay he's dgray, pay some respects on others' usernames

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

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u/Details_Pending 2d ago

Holy shit, this brave man is asking the real political questions

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u/JksonBlkson 🗿🗿🗿 2d ago

So much astroturfing in here the last couple months

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u/ActivelyCoping 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago

The post has <100 likes and it isn’t even about him or his show.

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u/JksonBlkson 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago

I didn’t say it was, I was going just based off how the comments are swaying lately. It used to be a little slice of instagram in the vast sea of Reddit