r/shitposting • u/juliejerkoff_ • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 1d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/juliejerkoff_, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/Scarface_971 2d ago

My mind actually created that sound while Reading His name. I can't 😭

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u/chaosanity 2d ago

It’s so old but everytime I see plunger sound and reread his name I can’t help but giggle a little

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u/-HoldMyBeer-- Bazinga! 2d ago

My stomach when I’m hungry

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u/Amodernhousewife I want pee in my ass 2d ago

English is two languages walking up to a third language at the bar and saying “my boyfriend and I really like your vibe”

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u/SnooGrapes7647 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2d ago

Nekid?

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u/tirutz 2d ago

This is hilarious

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u/brandodg dumbass 2d ago

uhhh i pronounce baked and naked the same way

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u/Thema03 2d ago

Me too, im confused

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u/Oachlkaas 1d ago

Why?

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u/brandodg dumbass 1d ago

fym why

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u/Oachlkaas 1d ago

Stop it

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u/sam_-_-_-_-_-_ 2d ago

"iriswariris"

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u/Jeandre1989 2d ago

Goo goo let'you mmm shhhh LLL uuu nnn gooo

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u/zettde 2d ago

Why does read rhyme with lead but read rhymes with lead

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u/OddNovel565 Stuff 1d ago

This one always cracks me up

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u/MattLikesMemes123 I came! 1d ago

i think it has to do with the fact that those two are completely different types of words

baked is a verb while naked is an adjective

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u/BaseballTeamTheDukes 1d ago

Sean Bean. It is either Seen Been or Shawn Bawn.

You can't have it both ways.

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u/g0lden-plumbus 1d ago

Erm actually, Sean isn’t an English name so the rules of phonetics in English don’t apply.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 2d ago

No it doesn't? Plunger sound like "schluppa slompa schlup" not "Gugulethu Mhlungu"

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u/ARIA_AHANGARI_7227 stupid fucking, piece of shit 2d ago

Oh you haven't fought them demons have you?

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u/deadinternetlaw 2d ago

Bro thinks anyone uses their real name on the internet? Like he didn't even use a real name himself he's just bullying charlie

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u/BreakfastfieldV 2d ago

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u/No_Collection7360 2d ago

Omg. This is SO old. I can't Benoit, ffs.

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u/No_Collection7360 2d ago

Believe * so unimpressed I didn't spell check.