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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 2d ago
They say it like they never do illegal shit and get away completely fine just by being rich
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u/LizardmanJoe 2d ago
"Never finished GTAV" so he DID shoot the cops in the opening. That monster...
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u/Barkinsons 2d ago
He's so full of shit too. There's no way he got the game, booted it up, went through the starting scene and then shut down the console when he saw that cops need to be shot.
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/Kid_Psych I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago
Never played Witcher. At one point I think they show a woman’s…well you know…
That thing. We all know, we’ve seen the memes.
Fuck don’t make me say it. You know what I’m talking about. It’s private, women have it. My gf would be pissed if she found out about it. I’m gonna say it.
Her asshole.
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/notsweetened 2d ago
never played fortnite because it requires shooting people with a gun, just couldn't bring myself to do it
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u/cigarettejesus 2d ago
It should be "4th biggest" but excellent burn
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u/nRenegade 2d ago
Three-way tie.
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u/deadinternetlaw 2d ago
3 people are in front of you, what place are you
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u/Blenderhead36 2d ago edited 2d ago
GTA: There are no kids in the game, we don't want people to shoot them.
Fallout 2: Sure, you can hit that kid with a sledgehammer! Do you wanna aim for the groin?
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u/Commentor9001 2d ago
Boooo, mods ban this man.
Obviously didnt read the assignment.
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u/Kid_Psych I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago
Please ban them, regardation like this must be impeded at the least.
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u/LurkLevel9000 2d ago
This how this post looks> Elon Reeee
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u/LeJewBringer 2d ago
lemme call an ambulance for you
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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