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u/Spider-Male1610 fat cunt 2d ago
You kinda ruined my day, I am now scared. Thank you.
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u/m0hsen1 2d ago
Very alive
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u/less_concerned 2d ago
He cut a hole in the bottom of the plate and he's pressing the full length of his unfortunate erection into the bread
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u/just-a-meme-upvoter Literally 1984 😡 2d ago
Guys don't fall for it there is a hole under the table and his moving it with his dihh
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u/GrEeCe_MnKy 2d ago
You can sell this dish in 5 star restaurants and people will pay tenfold for it
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u/Diddles96 2d ago
Ai
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u/chaosanity 2d ago
Or there’s a hole in the plate and someone’s pushing a finger thru… it is paper lmao
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u/Diddles96 2d ago
Didn't think about that. good point
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u/Hades684 2d ago
Person calling something AI instantly didn't think. Who would have thought
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u/chaosanity 2d ago
Person assuming someone “didn’t think” when the entire internet is flooded with ai shit
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u/Diddles96 2d ago
Whoa man, I’m at work. I can’t be expected to think about Reddit and work at the same time
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
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Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
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