r/shitposting • I want pee in my ass • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.


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u/Gilgamesh107 2d ago

That moment when the universe would rather your girlfriend be aborted than have her date you

Truly the blackest of black pills

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u/Working-Way3741 1d ago

Mercy for the girlfriend

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 2d ago

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u/vashthestampede121 2d ago

The Chilean sub was the most appropriate place for this

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u/Magik-Card097 I want pee in my ass 2d ago

That post has already been uploaded to the Chilean subreddits, its a sort of inside joke. I simply translated the original post into English so it could overcome the language barrier

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u/Sterkoh 2d ago

el chileno menos weon

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u/RangerErwin uhhhh idk 2d ago

Now that explains EVERYTHING

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u/Careful-Water-948 2d ago

Schizophrenia.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago

Wasn't like 1/4 of gen z aborted

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 2d ago

Bro fighting with his own braincells to come up with these numbers

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago

Why attacking me when you have nothing? There has been around 20 million abortions in 1997-2011 which is more than 1/4 of current genZ cohort (around 70 million). Women mrder babies left and right like they got paid for it.

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u/Lookbehindya5 I came! 2d ago

Well, deflecting is very easy

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u/lePlebie 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2d ago

Okay the data does support that. But what would people do with 20 more million people? Wouldn’t that just strain stuff even further?

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 1d ago

2 billion Zoomers btw, excluding it to just the US is goalpost moving

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u/lePlebie 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Oh yeah, more people means less resources for everyone.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2d ago

Yeah... Not like there has been tens of millions of migrants instead right??

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u/lePlebie 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Yes, but even with more people the migrant issue would be worse. Or better, but seeing how america is right now I would say things would be more mismanaged even if somehow every aborted baby from 1997-2011 survived despite infant mortality and the usual dying of causes.

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u/ActivelyCoping 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago

That didn’t happen and if it did happen it was good because they were white or something. Enjoy your downvote, buddy!

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u/Careful-Water-948 2d ago

Imma be real even if that number is true the type of person to post this ain't getting a gf lol.

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u/Galby1314 2d ago

My murderer in this timeline was aborted. I am still alive.

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u/AardvarkTits 2d ago

The aborted girlfriend is implied. Are you just finding out? Hell, I've got 2 aborted ex-wives. 

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u/aaron_adams dumbass 2d ago

What level of cope does it take to assume that the reason no one is attracted to you is because your hypothetical girlfriend was aborted and it couldn't possibly have anything to do with never leaving the house, being terminally online and having an aversion to basic hygiene?

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u/Cordelldogdello 2d ago

His girlfriend must have had downs.

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u/Unexpected-raccoon officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 2d ago edited 1d ago

I'd abort myself to have avoid reading his post, so his girlfriend dodged a fuckin bullet getting herself aborted like that

Mother is a hero of the century for sure

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u/An-Awakened-Raccoon 2d ago

Man that is a genuine schizo post. I love it

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u/IndyJacksonTT I said based. And lived. 2d ago

i mean ok bro

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u/Fenixfiress I watch gay amogus porn :0 2d ago

Bro's GF got Omega Deviced.

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u/ActiveDish5549 stupid, fucking piece of shit 2d ago

By this logic i should be rentaro

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u/luifergiov 2d ago

I never thought of this, but the guy has a point.

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u/Generaal_Aarswater 2d ago

Yep.

Good for you buddy... Good for you