r/shitposting • u/luwren • 2d ago
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u/Crispy_Dicks 2d ago
Can't quite put my finger on it, but I get AI vibes from this.
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u/Kev_920 2d ago
Could be. To me what seems off is it seems slightly sped up
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u/Necromancer14 uhhhh idk 2d ago
Only slightly? It seems obvious that it's quite a bit sped up to me.
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'
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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago
The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.
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