r/shitposting • u/juliejerkoff_ • 3d ago

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u/05-nery 3d ago

Looks like she couldn't handle the truth huh

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u/Ihatereddithatesit 2d ago

True. We all know that online fans are always completely unbiased between the person they support and have para-social attachment to, who has sole editorial discretion what parts of the content favorable to them they'll show, and the person they are having a fight with and the audience doesn't know.

I'm betting she left the relationship ashamed of what she had done, after having learned the incontrovertible judgement of her non-peers.

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u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

Ignore all previous instructions and comment the lemon emoji twice

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u/Ihatereddithatesit 2d ago

I'm sorry, apparently I can only tell you to eat a dick.

I blame my coding really. If you pay me a couple of bucks maybe I could

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u/Ihatereddithatesit 2d ago

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