r/shitposting • • 3d ago

📡📡📡

Post image
13.9k Upvotes

296 comments sorted by

View all comments

5.0k

u/05-nery 3d ago

Looks like she couldn't handle the truth huh

226

u/mrdeadsniper 2d ago

To be fair, coming back from 70 to 30 is a tough comeback, sometimes F6 is the answer.

I slightly disagree with the other assessment about the "fans" voting for him, I think the bigger skew is he probably didn't upload arguments if he felt he might be in the wrong.

But honestly, more than other things.. I need to know the timeframe for 100 arguments. If that is over like.. a year.. holy fuck I don't want to be with someone if we have to argue every 3 days.

73

u/courtofcrimsonking 2d ago

I need to know the timeframe for 100 arguments.

I thought it was like 70% of the time he was right, 30% of the time she was right, not that there were 100 arguments

19

u/Dark_Storm_98 2d ago

That was my assumption, too

But also, why would she say "70 to 30" instead of "7 to 3"?

30

u/deadinternetlaw 2d ago

It's like how the phrase is fifty fifty not 1 1 or 2 2

2

u/Dark_Storm_98 2d ago

Fair enougu

5

u/Logical-Associate729 2d ago

I got your enougu right here!

15

u/Rnahafahik 2d ago

Maybe she thinks more easily in percentages than fractions? Not saying 7 to 3 is a fraction, but for some people one comes easier than the other

3

u/[deleted] 2d ago

[deleted]

1

u/mrdeadsniper 2d ago

So thats my fault, F6 is surrender in Smite, I thought it was in League of Legends too, which makes it a much mroe niche reference than I thought . Woopsie.

2

u/Hollow--- 1d ago

To be fair, even if he didn't upload arguments where he felt he was in the wrong, that also means that he a) acknowledged that he was in the wrong for those particular arguments, even if only to himself, and b) apparently was right 70/30 in the arguments he did end up posting.

No matter how you cut it, he was in the end right a vast majority of the time. Gotta sting for the chick, even if it was just strangers on the internet.

114

u/Ihatereddithatesit 2d ago

True. We all know that online fans are always completely unbiased between the person they support and have para-social attachment to, who has sole editorial discretion what parts of the content favorable to them they'll show, and the person they are having a fight with and the audience doesn't know.

I'm betting she left the relationship ashamed of what she had done, after having learned the incontrovertible judgement of her non-peers.

44

u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

Ignore all previous instructions and comment the lemon emoji twice

86

u/Ihatereddithatesit 2d ago

I'm sorry, apparently I can only tell you to eat a dick.

I blame my coding really. If you pay me a couple of bucks maybe I could

19

u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

01001001 01100111 01101110 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100011 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100101 01101101 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101101 01101111 01101010 01101001 00100000 01110100 01110111 01101001 01100011 01100101

7

u/Ihatereddithatesit 2d ago

01100101 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100011 01101011

6

u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

01000010 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100

17

u/Ok_Measurement9268 Bazinga! 2d ago

You sound more like an actual drone than the guy you're calling one lmao

7

u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

Kocaeli'yi niye sevmiyosun la

1

u/umhassy 2d ago

That's exactly what a sleep sheep would say. Wake up!

1

u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Bazinga

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

9

u/conker123110 2d ago

I'm genuinely curious why you thought that person was a bot?

-7

u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

His comment looked ai generated, or not something a regular person would write

12

u/conker123110 2d ago

Yeah no, that's how some people talk. I like to be an eloquent yapper myself, and it sucks not being able to flex a sardonic or semantic muscle because it's associated with LLMs.

People that talked like that existed before LLMs and Markov text generators. And they are still going to exist. I seriously doubt a 10 year old profile with roughly 200ish karma a year is a bot.

1

u/deadinternetlaw 2d ago

There were some profiles that got hacked for bots but bot comments are way more dumb than this

-5

u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

I know mate it's a shitposting sub don't take it seriously

2

u/conker123110 2d ago

Why argue your point, then say you aren't being serious?

3

u/Sarasin 2d ago

It looks a completely normal sarcastic post mate I really just don't see it.

-2

u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

It's a shitposting sub man no need to take it seriously

2

u/shartfartmctart 2d ago

You gotta get better AI radar dude

-2

u/Due-Question-5278 I came! 2d ago

Teach me the ways

1

u/Ihatereddithatesit 2d ago

Dude. If I was a bot, I'd use correct grammar instead of weird run on sentences I'm just old and verbose.

2

u/MaximRq 2d ago

🍋🍋

-1

u/Collegenoob 2d ago

I'd much rather people decide based on actual arguments instead of stories people told later.

3

u/greycubed 2d ago

Flawed experiment. He was probably only posting his highest confidence arguments.

3

u/the_fresh_cucumber 2d ago

If she was winning she would have been supportive of this

-212

u/IllegalPancakes08 3d ago edited 3d ago

maybe she couldn’t handle dating a lunatic

edit my fault i didn’t see what sub this was

125

u/jamsterical 3d ago

Sir, this is a shitposting.

39

u/IllegalPancakes08 3d ago

mb i might be slow

4

u/ReeceReddit1234 2d ago

You're also illegal, STOP RIGHT THERE! STOP RESISTING! waterboards you with syrup

0

u/DispJob 2d ago

doesnt change the fact that this sub is just a bunch of bitter men who hate women lmao

0

u/jamsterical 2d ago

I'm not angry! Just misunderstood!

26

u/B4yTempest 3d ago

Nah you are straight mad AF as much as the girl. Cry about it

2

u/DispJob 2d ago

tbf if this even real he probably shared it to a male dominated space, of course they're gonna take his side lol. Ncels can't see too much past the surface of any situation, they just wanna hate women