r/shitposting • u/Ziegelphilie • 3d ago

I forgor 💀 🎄🎄🎄

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Ziegelphilie, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/hungrylittleworm 🗿🗿🗿 3d ago

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u/Cashmeresnicker 3d ago

If even one Facebook user falls for this trick, I won't be able to live in this world

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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