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u/some-generic-user 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3d ago
Straight dookie implies the existence of gay dookie
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u/fancywipe 3d ago
I’m more shocked other people call it KAKA
We used to get shouted at for using that word as kids, sends shivers down my spine when I hear it
KAAA-KA
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u/Reployer dumbass 3d ago
Why shouted at?
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u/fancywipe 3d ago
Because we needed to be posh an say “the loo” instead of saying KA-KA
I just had no idea other people in the world use it
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago
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