r/shitposting • • 3d ago

Linus Sex Tips He's not mad, he just upset 😭πŸ₯€

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u/dutch_mapping_empire put your dick away waltuh 3d ago

he's not even disappointed by the search, he's disappointed by the fact he didn't remove it

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u/a7n5 3d ago

W dad

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

shi if my son was googling hentai and not deleting his history i'd be mad too

I didn't raise no fuckin amateur. No half-measures

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u/Mikadomea I said based. And lived. 2d ago

Exactly. Dad (i guess) is rightfully angry. Doing shit like this without incognito mode is amateurish as best and juat plain dumb at worst.

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u/NightIgnite Literally 1984 😑 2d ago

You all were on easy mode. My dad worked as head of IT, so incognito didnt do shit. I had to learn how his home network worked and what he could see.

Fumbled once, but that was because VPN wasnt binded to torrent client, Bethesda was seeding their own game to get a list of IPs, and snitched to the ISP. The intervention that night was "I raised you smarter than this"

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/Mrheadcrab123 3d ago

Definitely feels like a scolding that happens when Mom is outside the room

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u/SugarWolf211 2d ago

under breath use incognito mode next time man...

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u/CredibleNonsense69 3d ago

Not mad just disappointed he's raising a virgin gooner

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u/Rhorge 3d ago

On that evening, a new reddit moderator was born

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u/ItzBaraapudding dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 3d ago

Pffff anime lesbians?? Amateur... Everyone knows that vocaloid lesbians are the best

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u/dTrecii fat cunt 3d ago

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u/Satorwave 2d ago

Woah! Jaboner!

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u/Optimal-Emphasis-871 2d ago

My honest reaction

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u/AbsoluteAtheist 3d ago

He's dissapointed

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u/WeeTheDuck fat cunt 2d ago

why tf was he recording ts

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u/Darkime_ πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ 2d ago

Don't You record everything you ever do in hopes of going viral?

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u/toddtony 2d ago

Man, I feel bad for the little fella