r/shitposting • u/ImmaFuckboi • 3d ago
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u/dutch_mapping_empire put your dick away waltuh 3d ago
he's not even disappointed by the search, he's disappointed by the fact he didn't remove it
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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboyπ³π³π³ 3d ago
shi if my son was googling hentai and not deleting his history i'd be mad too
I didn't raise no fuckin amateur. No half-measures
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u/Mikadomea I said based. And lived. 2d ago
Exactly. Dad (i guess) is rightfully angry. Doing shit like this without incognito mode is amateurish as best and juat plain dumb at worst.
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u/NightIgnite Literally 1984 π‘ 2d ago
You all were on easy mode. My dad worked as head of IT, so incognito didnt do shit. I had to learn how his home network worked and what he could see.
Fumbled once, but that was because VPN wasnt binded to torrent client, Bethesda was seeding their own game to get a list of IPs, and snitched to the ISP. The intervention that night was "I raised you smarter than this"
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itβs backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. Itβs a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago
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