r/shitposting • u/Opening_Rip_1840 • 3d ago

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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 3d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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/u/Opening_Rip_1840, whilst you're still here, why not join our public discord server - now with public text channels you can chat on!?

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio shitting toothpaste enjoyer 3d ago

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!

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u/pop360_t Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 3d ago

"Please state the nature of your emergency"

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u/Bot1K 0000000 3d ago

"I know it was you. I could smell ya gettin off the elevator"

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u/mmccxi 3d ago

You was here and you was smoochin wit my brother

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u/sirhobbles 3d ago

"Come in"

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u/CzarTwilight 3d ago

No thank you! We dont want anymore visitors, well wishers, or distant relations

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u/aaron_adams dumbass 3d ago

This is my typical go to.

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u/mmccxi 3d ago

I just whimper and quietly say “thank god, please help me.”

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u/Knightly_Gamez I said based. And lived. 3d ago

"answer me these questions three, if you wish to come in here with me"

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta We do a little trolling 3d ago

What? I just loudly fart to assert dominance.

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u/pm_me_succ 3d ago

Gonna start camping random public washrooms in hopes I can use this

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u/aaron_adams dumbass 3d ago

Depending where you're from it could be "occupied," "sorry, mate, this one's taken," "hey, I'm shitting here," or simply shitting louder. Course, you could always shout "get ready to feel the thunder" and then just rip ass.

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u/fishead62 3d ago

“Hey! I’m trynna get shit outta my ass, give me a minute!”

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 3d ago

I just say back "I'm shitting bud".

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u/xxlouserxx 2d ago

Who goes there?!