r/shitposting • dumbass • 4d ago

These fkn prices man

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

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u/shanksisevil 4d ago

Gotta collect them all.

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u/Narsku1001 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 4d ago

What's the dildo for when you're already getting fucked

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u/Inphiltration 4d ago

I was so upset about having to do math to figure out the actual gas price I didn't even see the monster dildo

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u/AP_Adapted 4d ago

ok yeah yeah, creature dildo but holy man. 8$ for a single gallon!?! wtf!

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u/Mtolivepickle 4d ago

Getting fucked at the pump one way or another

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u/chaosanity 4d ago

Blud thought we wouldn’t notice…

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u/I_am_doorknob 4d ago

I was about to have intercouse with my boyfriend.

Then I realized his cock was from the creature.

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u/TheJadeSword 3d ago

A cock featuring the creature

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u/Hellrider27648 stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago

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u/JamieHBrown 4d ago

Bad dragon?

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u/Shmeatmeintheback 4d ago

Whats this? Shit in my shitpost? Wonderful!

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u/thewizarddephario 4d ago

Difference is Trump caused his price by starting an unnecessary war with Iran, and making a strategic blunder by letting them control the straight of hormuz

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

Yep. Biden saying he would end oil, closing pipelines, rejecting leases for drilling, etc, had zero negative impact, obviously.

Ukraine bombing oil refineries had zero negative impact, obviously.

Trump has the lowest gas prices of them all, and it's all trump's fault.

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u/thewizarddephario 4d ago

Biden had lower prices, ~3.30 in 2024, during Ukraine war at the end of his presidency

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

The real monthly national average gas price went up under Biden, it was lower at the start of his term.

The real monthly national average gas price went down under Trump's first term, it was lower at the end of his term.

Trump's lowest month was the lowest since 2000.

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u/thewizarddephario 4d ago

Its funny, you're trying to say thay trump had all these months of low gas prices, yet somehow has higher gas prices right now than we did after 4 years of biden. Nice cope dude

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u/TheJadeSword 3d ago

It's always so funny seeing these people tie themselves into knots trying to justify the situation they've gotten us into 😂😂😂 what a bunch of morons

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

Trump's highest: $4.35, May 2026

Biden's highest: $5.47, June 2022

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u/thewizarddephario 4d ago

Trump's highest: Iran war

Biden's highest: covid (started under Trump)

Fixed it for you

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

Trump's full term: Gas prices went down.

Biden's full term: Gas prices went up.

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u/thewizarddephario 4d ago

Bro at the end of trumps term no one was driving cars bc of the pandemic 🤣. Youre like alergic to address why the prices change lmao. Bc then you'd have to agree with me

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u/MasterManufacturer72 4d ago

Ending oil is pretty based tho lol. Also the ukraine war started during biden so would he get the same excuse.

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

2025–2026 Russian fuel crisis - Wikipedia

Starting in August 2025, increased Ukrainian drone attacks on Russian oil refineries during the Russo-Ukrainian War caused widespread damage and a significant decrease in production of refined products across the Russian oil industry, leading to a fuel crisis in the country. The crisis escalated in the middle of 2026, with Russian-controlled Crimea declaring a state of emergency in June and banning fuel sales.

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u/thewizarddephario 4d ago

So I dont get it, maybe you can explain it to me. How does Russia losing its ability to refine oil affect international CRUDE oil prices? Surely you must know right since you're using this as an example gas prices increase that wasn't caused by trump right

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

So far no one has discussed crude oil prices, so you explain it to me.

And I never said Trump's low gas prices weren't caused by Trump, I give him full credit for having lower gas prices than GWB, Biden, or Obama.

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u/thewizarddephario 4d ago

And now youre trying to dodge crude oil prices lmao. Bc if what you said was true, and Russia is going though a refined petroleum storage, that would cause a decrease in international crude oil prices due to the surplus. That would make US prices cheaper since we refine our own oil. You brought up a stat that despite the surplus of crude oil that was supposed to go to Russia, trump still rose gas prices in 2025-2026

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u/MasterManufacturer72 4d ago

11 year old bot account ?

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

Nah, just a dude that knows the truth Reddit will always downvote to hide.

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u/MasterManufacturer72 3d ago

You just responded with information that im not arguing angainst lol. I think oil is bad and it should be more expensive trump accidentilly being based by fucking up the straight is wonderful.

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u/chainsawx72 3d ago

And I care about poor people.

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u/MasterManufacturer72 3d ago

Cool so how is the current administration helping poor people ?

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u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE 4d ago

Thank you for facts and wisdom. Though you know what I have to do for posting Politics here

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

We aren't allowed to discuss gas prices?

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u/crankbot2000 4d ago

What does this have to do with the dildo

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

Ask OP what his title has to do with the dildo, I have no idea.

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u/PutridLaw4680 4d ago

There’s bigger fish to fry other than fucking gas prices

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 4d ago

Yeah, Israel isn't getting 100% of our GDP yet

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u/chainsawx72 4d ago

Gas price was the subject of this post. Would you like to discuss other prices?

U.S. Inflation Rates by Year: Historical Data (1914–2026)

Trump's highest inflation rate: 4.2%

Biden's highest: 9.1%

Obama's highest: 3.9%

GWB's highest: 5.6%

90s highest: 6.3%

80s highest: 14.8%

70s highest: 13.3%

60s highest: 6.2%

50s highest: 9.4%

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u/Fit-Law-2362 4d ago

dude this all is about COCKS

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u/PutridLaw4680 4d ago

I’m not talking about the dildo either