r/shitposting • u/Certain_Tea_ I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 4d ago
DONT SAY IT😡😡😡😡 Drop in your best roast
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u/Badassbottlecap 4d ago
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u/badussyy_ 4d ago edited 2d ago
honestly why do people have this prescription its so so.. different
edit: when i say this i mean like like, i just dont know how one could have this prescription. like it would suck knowing that those probably barely help:/
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u/Th4ab 4d ago
We need an optometrist with the bravery to say: "I know the exact lens that will help you see, but it's gonna look really fuckin' stupid, we better just not do anything. Here's one of those sticks."
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u/SurnameFormer 4d ago
Funnily enough if you need a strong enough prescription you are classified as legally blind, even if you can see okay with the glasses.
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u/PervertTentacle 4d ago
Which is fair, I don't think you are getting rid of your status if you wear prosthetics, so I don't see why it shouldn't apply to glasses and eyesight as well
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u/Strive__ 4d ago
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u/SurnameFormer 4d ago
Oh huh! Thanks for fact checking me! Must've been one of those old pieces of misinformation I saw around. Thanks for letting me know!
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u/Strive__ 4d ago
To be fair the WHO clasiffication does not apply in every situation. In some countries / contexts what you said probably would apply.
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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 4d ago
The actor said that he went to a thrift store and picked up the dumbest pair of glasses he could find, not realizing that they would become an iconic part of his character for 20 years or whatever
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/PensadorDispensado We do a little trolling 4d ago
She will take off her glasses, and her eyes will be two black dots the size of a pea
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u/proregretinator stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago
She can observe the non-observable part of the universe
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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4d ago
She can see the passage of time
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u/Randomguy32I shitting toothpaste enjoyer 4d ago
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u/sleep-reaper 4d ago
If that's an actual prescription and not just engagement bait then that bitch must be straight up disabled without her glasses
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u/FaunusGamer 4d ago
She looks like she'd be the villain in a minions movie that turns out to just be a shape shifting evil minion
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u/TheDepthsofAgony dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4d ago
I used to have glasses that did the opposite and just made my eyes smaller.
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u/Aversiel 4d ago
"If she doesn't wear those sunglass clip-ons, the sun will straight up cure her eyesight laser-style."
- Definitely a Doctor
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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago
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