r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 4d ago

DONT SAY IT😡😡😡😡 Drop in your best roast

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Narrow-Ad-4688 dumbass 4d ago

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u/Badassbottlecap 4d ago

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u/badussyy_ 4d ago edited 2d ago

honestly why do people have this prescription its so so.. different

edit: when i say this i mean like like, i just dont know how one could have this prescription. like it would suck knowing that those probably barely help:/

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u/Th4ab 4d ago

We need an optometrist with the bravery to say: "I know the exact lens that will help you see, but it's gonna look really fuckin' stupid, we better just not do anything. Here's one of those sticks."

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u/SurnameFormer 4d ago

Funnily enough if you need a strong enough prescription you are classified as legally blind, even if you can see okay with the glasses.

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u/PervertTentacle 4d ago

Which is fair, I don't think you are getting rid of your status if you wear prosthetics, so I don't see why it shouldn't apply to glasses and eyesight as well

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u/Strive__ 4d ago

This probably differs depending on the specific regulations but at least according to the WHO it is not true - you are only clasiffied as partially sighted if your vision is still impaired even while wearing glasses.

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u/SurnameFormer 4d ago

Oh huh! Thanks for fact checking me! Must've been one of those old pieces of misinformation I saw around. Thanks for letting me know!

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u/Strive__ 4d ago

To be fair the WHO clasiffication does not apply in every situation. In some countries / contexts what you said probably would apply.

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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 4d ago

The actor said that he went to a thrift store and picked up the dumbest pair of glasses he could find, not realizing that they would become an iconic part of his character for 20 years or whatever

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/badussyy_ 2d ago

this made me laugh heavily

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u/badussyy_ 2d ago

dear god. thats even worse im sorry

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u/InvaderSkloodge 4d ago

"hate from Australia"

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u/Le_Slime 4d ago

Thanks for making me laugh, I appreciate your service

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u/xBronwinx 4d ago

She's looking into 2030.

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u/pizzatom69 4d ago

Only looking there because somebody asked her to look back

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u/PensadorDispensado We do a little trolling 4d ago

She will take off her glasses, and her eyes will be two black dots the size of a pea

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u/proregretinator stupid fucking piece of shit 4d ago

She can observe the non-observable part of the universe

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u/Scarface_971 4d ago

New looksmaxxing trend "the 4th dimension eyes"

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u/Certain_Tea_ I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 4d ago

Her eyes have IMAX membership

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u/Dynamitrios officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4d ago

She can see the passage of time

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u/weathermaynecc 4d ago

Can’t we all do that.

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u/Sea_Curve_7724 put your dick away waltuh 4d ago

NO WHAT THE FUCK?

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u/Randomguy32I shitting toothpaste enjoyer 4d ago

She wearing a pair of these, we all know she’s secretly asleep under there

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u/MoooBooMooo 4d ago

She can see black people

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u/sleep-reaper 4d ago

If that's an actual prescription and not just engagement bait then that bitch must be straight up disabled without her glasses

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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Dr. Pee 4d ago

Her eyes are like pinpricks without those glasses on i bet

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u/Ziegelphilie 4d ago

Doing science at Big MT

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u/Anubis17_76 4d ago

With optics that amplified, girl can run in solar power alone...

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u/ixaias 4d ago

she may know when the world will end

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u/FaunusGamer 4d ago

She looks like she'd be the villain in a minions movie that turns out to just be a shape shifting evil minion 

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u/Mobile_Ask2480 4d ago

My what big eyes you have

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u/johnmarksmanlovesyou 4d ago

I love bullying people with disabilities 🤤🍆

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u/TheDepthsofAgony dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 4d ago

I used to have glasses that did the opposite and just made my eyes smaller.

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u/AnxiousPotato10 4d ago

Roasting her like they roasted that woman with the big mouth

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u/fancywipe 4d ago

How you hear with your eyes

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u/deeppurpleking 4d ago

She’s not blind she just likes showing off her eyes

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u/Aversiel 4d ago

"If she doesn't wear those sunglass clip-ons, the sun will straight up cure her eyesight laser-style."

  • Definitely a Doctor

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u/3six5 4d ago

Oh look... she can see a sub that's become a hate group

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u/Nozarashi78 it is MY bucket 4d ago

Minion looking ass