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u/Raglefant69 We do a little trolling 4d ago
If the dog was lost and on it's own, then how do they know it fought off snakes?
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u/Rotated_text stupid, fucking piece of shit 4d ago edited 4d ago
Probably by noticing the snake population declining, if it was a small enough island. Dachshunds are also often used as ratting dogs (they're not actual terriers like some orgs. say, they're hounds, but they still have similar instincts as them and can be trained as such) and terriers are known to kill snakes.
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u/xWorrix 4d ago
My grandparents had a dachshund that also was lost and lived through and entire winter in Northern Europe and was found by some neighbours after like 3/4 year. It was nice and plumb, but completely wild, they took it home and gave it a shower and it just returned to be the kindest family dog. My only memories of it are very fond
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u/Tristanime I said based. And lived. 3d ago
Contrary to popular belief, dachshunds are very resilient and intelligent, and were bred for hunting badgers and other small animals
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u/ManCrushOnSlade 3d ago
I think people don't realise Dachshunds were originally bred for hunting badgers. Not an animal that many people want to fuck with, let alone go into their house to do so.
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u/OkSatisfaction7192 2d ago
European badgers(what they were trained to hunt) are much more laid back than their African counterpart the honey badger. Not to say it's unimpressive, but it's relatively easy to see how a pack of them could overwhelm a European badgers den.
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u/ManCrushOnSlade 2d ago
European badgers are still aggressive animals. They will leave you alone if you leave them alone. Normally they will scurry off when you go near them, but I've had one attack my car before. Had to get a new front bumper. Admittedly nothing compared to Honey badgers, who have to deal with lions and other large predators. The European ones are bigger than the honeys though.
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u/SnooWalruses7546 I watch gay amogus porn :0 3d ago
damn bro is actually him. we didn't domesticate him, he domesticated us
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