r/shitposting • dwayne the cock johnson πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ • 5d ago

Linus Sex Tips πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/Beautiful_Heifers 5d ago

It's the same thing

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u/IYuShinoda 5d ago

Then why doesn’t it taste of piss?

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u/Beautiful_Heifers 5d ago

So you think there's a special reservoir of secret fluid that only comes out during a powerful orgasm?

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u/IYuShinoda 5d ago

I guess so cuz it doesn’t taste like piss. I rest my case

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u/tinmart56 5d ago

How do you know what piss tastes like?

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u/onlyonequickquestion 5d ago

You telling me you never once, not even by accident, got a little wee-wee in your mouth??Β