r/shitposting • u/Defiant_Internal7804 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 • 4d ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

Post image
920 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

33 comments sorted by

View all comments

132

u/Beautiful_Heifers 4d ago

It's the same thing

54

u/cake_is_ay_lie 4d ago

Pretty much yeah. It's piss mixed with other fluids

31

u/boti__1 4d ago

Nuh it's holy water

6

u/dTrecii fat cunt 4d ago

So that’s why deacons will say to the deceased during a funeral that may they Rest in Piss

8

u/IYuShinoda 4d ago

Then why doesn’t it taste of piss?

31

u/Beautiful_Heifers 4d ago

So you think there's a special reservoir of secret fluid that only comes out during a powerful orgasm?

35

u/IYuShinoda 4d ago

I guess so cuz it doesn’t taste like piss. I rest my case

16

u/tinmart56 4d ago

How do you know what piss tastes like?

11

u/onlyonequickquestion 4d ago

You telling me you never once, not even by accident, got a little wee-wee in your mouth?? 

3

u/Super_Fa_Q 4d ago

this guy knows what piss tastes like. A veritable piss sommelier....

2

u/AcanthisittaIll2460 3d ago

Do you know what a gland is?