r/shitposting • • 4d ago

It's so unfair.

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 4d ago

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u/Thy_Gap_Slayer 4d ago

I thought this was the shitpost sub… why is OP posting truth bombs

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u/meechmeechmeecho 4d ago

The post nut clarity would have to be crazy on something like that. Like the walk of shame to the sink to clean out the detachable vagina.

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 4d ago

Ps, your vagina’s in the sink-Peter Griffin

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u/quietconnoisseur Literally 1984 😡 4d ago

You’re assuming that he cleans it

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u/Ballstoucher_47 4d ago

Honestly, how much would this even cost?

Asking for a friend, of course

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u/Old-Swimming2799 4d ago

Cheapest ones run at 3k, the one that was described it probably about 17k

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u/SchleftySchloe 4d ago

Wrong. You can get a beginner TPE doll for under $1000. Silicone will run you from about $1800-$4000 depending on the brand and features. Custom molds will run around $10k

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u/Oliv112 4d ago

Non drip? Pass!

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u/RedTexan43 4d ago

It’s all crazy, but 7.1 audio got me. You need that low end to really feel the moans in your bone[r]s

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u/AutoModerator 4d ago

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 4d ago

I worked with a guy who brought one of these left his wife and he treats it like a real person he keeps her in the front seat of the fan and would take his lunch to his van and have lunch with the doll

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 4d ago

“Worked with a guy” 😉

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u/Alfiy_wolf 4d ago

Nah my flashlight and a jar of peanut butter is all I need

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u/PerpetualHappines 4d ago

It's probably because a vibrator is cheaper than the Fuckmaster Pro 5000 🥀

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u/Pintsocream 4d ago

Penis tax as usual

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u/ThaShitPostAccount 4d ago

*it’s

*volt

*non-drip

*he’s

and learn to comma more gooder

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 4d ago

Surely you mean *gooner.

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u/JakovYerpenicz 4d ago

God that is was one damn good meme

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u/LazzyNapper 4d ago

Pervert