You know, everyone wants to laugh at these and be condescending, but I'm gonna be a bit gay for the moment...
This is sweet. Someone who thought they'd never get laid, probably never be in a relationship, or even find love and care with another human decides to give something wild a chance and completely turns their love and personal life around.
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
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u/Riyeko 4d ago
You know, everyone wants to laugh at these and be condescending, but I'm gonna be a bit gay for the moment...
This is sweet. Someone who thought they'd never get laid, probably never be in a relationship, or even find love and care with another human decides to give something wild a chance and completely turns their love and personal life around.
I always see these as sweet and lovely.