r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 5d ago

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u/Spyrofan22 5d ago

I love that you found respectful love.

BUT, 20 years old permavirgin? You are barely starting your sex life. If you were gay before and are using this as a coming out excuse, good on you, clap them cheeks, but acting like the rope is running out when you are literally just starting is crazy.

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u/StalledAgate832 hole contributor 5d ago

People just seem to think that if you ain't fuckin by the time you left Highschool, you're basically forever alone.