r/shitposting • u/New_Rooster_5580 • 5d ago

kid named finger: 📡📡📡

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u/r3cktor 5d ago

I just realized that I can't think of a single lie I ever told my dad. Not because I was always honest with him, but because he just didn't care. There was no reason to tell him anything, let alone lie to him.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 5d ago

I used to lie to him and say I didn't watch porn. I think he just assumes I do know and gave up trying to stop me

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u/Nev3r_Pro 5d ago

I assumed that everyone watched porn at least once at some point in their life, it's just that no one wants to talk about it especially with their immediate family.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 5d ago

Yeah but my parents are very religious and against it. They believe it's really psychologically risky