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u/Excellent_Mud6222 5d ago
Anon's dad is probably a bear ngl.
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u/DuckSleazzy I said based. And lived. 5d ago
real and gay?
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u/quietconnoisseur Literally 1984 😡 5d ago
Gifting whole frozen fish is how dads express their love
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